Friday, April 10, 2015

No Rain But Wind Friday

Gooooooooooooooooood morning everyone. What a wild day & night we had around here. Thunder, lightning, tornadoes, trees being ripped out of the ground and bricks flying in the air. How exciting. 
( not ) Yesterday my daughter had her last horse ride for the season until sometime in June. Her and two other girls had a presentation for us all and at the end they presented the girls with a ribbon. AmyLynn was so excited and happy. There was a small party afterwards and later that night we went to Al's home for a visit and of course some pool. As soon as it gets a little warmer, I plan on getting out and hitting some golf balls. I can't wait.

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Friday's Funnies


Raise Joke

Sam walks into his boss’s office. “Sir, I’ll be straight with you, I know the economy isn’t great, but I have over three companies after me, and I would like to  respectfully ask for a raise.” After a few minutes of haggling the boss finally agrees to a 5% raise, and Sam happily gets up to leave.
“By the way”, asks the boss as Sam is getting up, “which three companies are after you?” “The electric company, water company, and phone company”, Sam replied

There was this Spanish guy, this Korean guy and this Russian guy all working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day the boss comes out and says to the Spanish guy, "You're in charge of the cement." Then he said to the Russian guy, "You're in charge of the dirt." Then he said to the Korean guy, "You're in charge of the supplies." Then he said, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good or you're fired." So they all go off to go get their work done. At the end of the day, the boss comes back to check on their work. He looks at the big pile of cement and goes, "Good work," to the Spanish guy. Then he looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Good work," to the Russian guy. Then he couldn't find the Korean guy so he asks, "Where the heck is the Korean guy??" All of a sudden, the Korean guy jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt and yells, " SUPPLIES!"

Funny Boss Joke

There was a boss looking to hire someone. But, this boss had one funny thing about him, he didn’t have any ears and was very sensitive about it. First day someone comes for an interview and does great on the exam. Then the boss asks him “do you notice anything funny about me”? After pausing for a second he says “yes, you don’t have any ears”. The boss throws him out.
Next day another guys comes in. He too does great on the exam. The boss asks him if he noticed anything funny about him. He start stuttering and fidgeting trying to get out of the situation. The boss urges him “c’mon tell me what’s funny” finally he tells him “you don’t have ears”. The boss throws him out too.
Third day another guy comes in. He aces the exam and the boss is very excited. Then the boss asks him ” do you notice anything funny about me”? He thinks for a second and then replies “Yes , you wear contact lenses”.Amazed the boss asks him “Wow, how did you know that”? To which he responds “Easy, you don’t have any ears so you can’t wear glasses”!!!


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Past Cruise Photos

                            Walking along the tiny walkways of Nassau, Bahamas

                      Photo taken of the Carnival Valor for the top of the mountain in St. Thomas.

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Thanks for visiting with me today. Have a wonderful Friday but before you go here's something for you....................................................................................................

 

                                                                    See ya!
 

8 comments:

  1. Loved all the jokes Paul. As always.

    St. Thomas is my favorite island. As long as I don't have to be on the ship to get there I'm a happy camper. I'd love to fly in and spend a month in the winter. That would be fabulous.

    If I'm not around much this weekend it's because we're on a cruise and we have company. Not polite to be on the computer when you have company.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. :)

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    1. I also enjoyed St. Thomas. Sandee, enjoy your weekend with your husband & your company. Have a great time and I hope the weather is the best. See ya.

      Cruisin Paul

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  2. LOL @ the jokes, loved that first pic haha!

    Nice photos the view looks beautiful and that walkway looks quaint doesn't it

    Have a tanfastic weekend Paul :-)


    PS: The dogs around your way must like you keep leaving you gifts on ya lawn LOL

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    1. Yes my good friend, the dogs around here do leave some interesting gifts. I just wished their owners would take their gifts and bring them home. I hope that you'll receive some gifts in your future. LOL See ya.

      Cruisin Paul

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  3. Hilarious jokes, Paul, thanks for the laughs. I especially loved the donkey/ass one. LOL! Your cruise photos are gorgeous! Here in Montreal today it is dull, dark and rainy, and the snow that has melted has made large puddles and some mud in lots of places. So I really appreciate your post, thank you! :)

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  4. Thanks for the chuckles. Sorry about your nasty weather yesterday

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  5. good morning my friend. well i'm a day late again. life is getting in the way of my being a good blog buddy i'm afraid. i laughed out loud at some of the jokes today!

    smiles, bee
    xoxo

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  6. St. Thomas...love that place. And love cruising. Our next cruise is in September...way too far away into the future.

    Big hugs, honey...

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