Friday, April 6, 2018

Interesting Spring

Good evening friends. I wanted to write tonight because I will be spending watching the Masters Golf Tournament.
A short little note about my friend Gerry, my golfing friend. He was rushed to the hospital last week a serious open heart operation. He came home Thursday and called me up. He sounds a little rough but just to hear his voice was heavenly. He told me that he will be out for about 8 weeks. I told him I was just happy knowing he back. He told me that in about two weeks I might be able to visit him. I can't wait. Get well Gerry.

 
 I'm trying different ideas dealing with jokes and I'll starting with jokes about Canadians of which I am true and true. I'm a Canuck.
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After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?" The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I." 



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Cruisin Paul
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10 comments:

  1. I used to watch the Masters with my dad. It's the only sport I have even a passing interest in. I'm hoping Tiger Woods can make a come back which reminds me I want to order the new book about him.

    Glad you got to talk to your friend on the phone.

    I couldn't pick up on what you were doing different with your jokes unless you mixed themes this time?

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    1. Jean, I also want to get the book called Tiger Woods. This time I was just trying to deal with Canadians, men & women. To tell you my friend, I'm scared what to write now. I might offend someone.

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    2. Paul, no on who blogs (or lives on earth for that matter)is ever going to please everyone. My theory is if I'm going to write/blog I need to do it with total honesty and let the chips fall where they may. I would never intentionally offend anyone and neither would you. But if I do on occasion, I chalk it up to we need to agree to disagree and do it with respect and civility. Don't worry so much!

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    3. Thanks Jean. You are a very smart woman.

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  2. My dad used to like golf he played it a lot, I love the darts which I am watching at the moment :-)

    Haha at the jokes

    Good to hear your friend is OK hope he gets well son and you can play golf together.

    Have a good weekend Pauleo ;-)

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    1. Thanks Steveo. It will take some time before Gerry can get out on the links but he will eventually. Darts, I have a dart board and I play but I don't know the game. I just throw the darts and I try to put them in the middle.

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  3. Sending prayers for your friend, and laughing at your jokes! You do have a great country and i hope to visit it someday.

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  4. Prayers will always help him and me. Thanks Mimi.

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  5. Glad to know that your friend is now recuperating well and will be getting back on the golf field with you soon! I like the one about "windy today, Thursday and let's have a beer" joke!

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    1. Thank Nancy about Gerry. It will be at least 2 months in in is recuperation.

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