Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Unbelieveable

Today is April 11th and can you believe it? This morning I looked out the window and saw SNOW! Golfers can't get out to play.  I have 4 golf lessons coming up and I would love to get out and play but not with a winter coat on. Yuk!
This week we have a company digging and placing tubes with wires in them. The call it " fiber optics ".


Bell company is spending a great deal of money putting this in our area. 

Definition of fiber optics

1 : thin transparent fibers of glass or plastic that are enclosed by material of a lower refractive index and that transmit light throughout their length by internal reflections; also : a bundle of such fibers used in an instrument (as for viewing body cavities)
 
It means nothing to me. All it means is that my internet can be faster BUT it will call me more money if I want it.


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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."


There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals." One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?" "N," she answered. 

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That's it for today except, it's still snowing. Oh my God!

                                 " SEE YA "

Cruisin Paul
 
Lawyer Trying To Prove His Clients Innocence Backfires A fellow’s wife went missing and being that everyone knew that he and his wife were in a big fight he was accused of murdering her and disposing of the body. When witness after witness came to the stand testifying to all sorts of horrible threats that the accused threatened his wife and things were looking quite dim for the accused the man’s lawyer got up to the stand. “Ladies and Gentleman of the jury I have something quite exciting to tell you, if you would all please direct your attention towards the door behind me on my left you will see the supposedly dead women walk in on her own two feet.” There was a loud murmuring in the courtroom as all eyes turned towards the door. “Ladies and Gentleman” said the lawyer after a few seconds of anxious waiting, “To be honest with you, Nobody is going to be walking through the door, however from the fact that your eyes all turned towards the door it is quite obvious that you are not sure beyond the shadow of a doubt about my client’s guilt.” To the lawyer’s great surprise, the jury decided that the man was guilty. “But how could you say that he is guilty? Didn’t I prove it to you?” Questioned the lawyer. “It is true that we all turned towards the door,” one old lady explained, “but there was person who didn’t.” “Whose that?” Questioned the indignant lawyer. “Your client.” Came the reply.

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12 comments:

  1. I have Verizon FIOS (fiber optics) and once you have it you will never go back. :-) That is how they get you.
    Love the blonde joke on the capitals!
    It's going to be in the 70's tomrorrow and 80's over the weekend. We go from freezing to oh my goodness it's hot.

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    1. My question Peggy, is it worth the extra money?
      It's suppose to be in the 60's tomorrow. WOW!

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  2. I agree with Margaret on the FIOS.

    Our weather is SO weird! It's like riding on a roller coaster.

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    1. I agree with you Jean, the weather is weird. I want sun and warm weather and then golfing.

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  3. Spring needs to spring for you already!

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    1. Surprise Mimi. My wife told me today the temp will be 69 degrees. Horray!

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  4. The weather here is weird too! We have been using fiber optic. Have a great week!

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  5. I moved to a place where it doesn't snow. Sorry to hear your golf is in peril. I love the state capitols joke.

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  6. One of these days the sun and heat will come back.

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  7. Oh dear more snow you will have to keep your balls and clubs in for a while longer, it's getting milder at last here although it's dull and wet no change for London then LOL

    Fibre optic is good if you watch a lot of streaming videos etc and download and upload a lot of big files, I have chose to stick with what I have got I don't really need it until it becomes the norm.

    Your jokes made me laugh Pauleo

    Have a snowtastic weekend and keep smiling :-)

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    1. Well the weather is up and down. Yesterday it got to 75 degrees and today it's 50. This weekend we are suppose to get a lot of rain and cool weather. I'm so done with this weather. Maybe I'll move to London. Do you think that would be good Steveo?

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