Thursday, April 19, 2018

Beautiful Bright Sunny Thursday

Good morning friends, my wonderful five friends that read my blog. Some times six or seven of you. I'm very happy and proud to have a group of you that keep me excited doing this blog. 
As the title says, beautiful,bright, sunny Thursday. Even up to last night, we having snow showers but this morning a bright sunshine and, now listen to this, 50 degrees.
Yesterday I went to my first golf lesson. The PGA teacher showed us how to correctly hold the golf club and he went and spoke to each of us if there were any problems that we had. After I spoke to him about my problems, He was amazed that I can golf at all and he did say that he could help me hitting the ball a little further. That's all that I want.



Today I go for lunch with my cousins Dan & Tony. 
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Funny Golf Story - The Golf Jackpot

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A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.

He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."

The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong. He puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.

Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup.

He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow, that's amazing.You must be a lucky frog, eh?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky Frog."

The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.

"What do you think, frog?" the man asks.

"Ribbit 3 Wood."

The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.

By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life. He asks the frog, "OK, where to next?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas."

They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK, frog, now what?"

The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette."

Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, "What do you think I should bet?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6."

Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but, after the golf game, the man figures what the heck.

Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."

The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me."

He figures why not, since, after all the frog did for him, he deserves it.

With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.

"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God."


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Well that's all for today. I'm trying to do little things different in my blog. Let me know if you want more jokes or cartoons.  

                               " SEE YA "
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Cruisin Paul
 

12 comments:

  1. Gee isn't that what all golfers want? To hit it farther (and get it in that little hole with the flag?) See how much I know about golf? Nothing. I just liked to drive the cart. :-) Happy Sunshine!

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    1. Ha,ha,ha. You got it Peg. We just want that little ball in the little hole. Aren't we nuts as my wife says?

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  2. Hi Paul! Good that you were able to start with your golf lesson on a beautiful morning! May the weather remains good for you to continue with the golf lessons. Have a great day!

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    1. I'm really looking forward to play some golf. See ya.

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  3. Jokes, cartoons, or your own golfing stories, it does not matter to me, i enjoy your blog it makes me smile. Hope you get to play this weekend!

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  4. I hope you enjoy the golf lessons that you have started, well we had the hottest April day yesterday recorded but it never lasts here 2 days max but it's nice to see a clear blue sky for a change. LOL

    Pauleo you post what you want it's all good

    LOL @ the jokes I mean fancy losing the ball in the little hole LOL

    Have a tanfastic day Pauleo and glad you had a good day yesterday and recovered from the slight shock today :-)

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    1. Well Steveo, this next week should be pretty good, close to 60 degrees F. We survived our first earthquake but it sure shocked us.

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  5. Glad you were able to get your golf lesson. Spring is being stubborn getting here. I just finished reading the new Tiger Woods book. I sure am conflicted about how I feel about him and the book!

    You may only have 5-6 readers who comment on your blog but I'll bet if you looked at your stats you'd find you have a lot more lurkers who don't comment but stop by to read.

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    1. You are right Jean, as usual. I meant that you are friends who take the time to read the blog and comment. That's important to me. See ya.

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  6. I'm so happy you got to your golf lesson without any snow or ice. Maybe that lucky frog helped you, just a little.

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  7. Yes Rhonda and now I've had two golf lessons. I'm pretty lucky.

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