As the title says, beautiful,bright, sunny Thursday. Even up to last night, we having snow showers but this morning a bright sunshine and, now listen to this, 50 degrees.
Yesterday I went to my first golf lesson. The PGA teacher showed us how to correctly hold the golf club and he went and spoke to each of us if there were any problems that we had. After I spoke to him about my problems, He was amazed that I can golf at all and he did say that he could help me hitting the ball a little further. That's all that I want.
Today I go for lunch with my cousins Dan & Tony.
Funny Golf Story - The Golf Jackpot
He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong. He puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup.
He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow, that's amazing.You must be a lucky frog, eh?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky Frog."
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.
"What do you think, frog?" the man asks.
"Ribbit 3 Wood."
The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.
By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life. He asks the frog, "OK, where to next?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas."
They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK, frog, now what?"
The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette."
Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, "What do you think I should bet?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6."
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but, after the golf game, the man figures what the heck.
Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.
The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."
The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me."
He figures why not, since, after all the frog did for him, he deserves it.
With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God."
Well that's all for today. I'm trying to do little things different in my blog. Let me know if you want more jokes or cartoons.
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