Saturday, April 28, 2018

It's Getting Better Spring Is Here Finally.

Good Saturday morning everyone. Well April is just about finished and all the things  that I needed to complete to have done are completed. Yesterday was my last golf lesson and I have to say, I have learned a great deal even though there were so many things that he showed us. Thank goodness the golf pro gave us a sheet that we did during the class. I'm waiting for the last one that will include a video of my first & last class  of me swinging the ball. Now that should something. LOL. Next week I plan to hit some balls to practice some of the things he taught me.  My friend told me that when I'm ready, he'll take me over at Pointe West Golf Course. 


                  Hopefully, not like this.
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3 Nurses and a Wish

A nursing assistant, floor nurse, and charge nurse from a small nursing home were taking a lunch break in the break room. In walks a lady dressed in silk scarfs and wearing large polished stoned jewlery.
"I am 'Gina the Great'," stated the lady. "I am so pleased with the way you have taken care of my aunt that I will now grant the next three wishes!" With a wave of her hand and a puff of smoke, the room was filled with flowers, fruit and bottles of drink, proving that she did have the power to grant wishes before any of the nurses could think otherwise.
The nurses quickly aurgued among themselves as to which one would ask for the first wish. Speaking up, the nursing assistant wished first. "I wish I were on a tropical island beach, with single, well-built men feeding me fruit and tending to my every need." With a puff of smoke, the nursing assistant was gone.
The floor nurse went next."I wish I were rich and retired and spending my days in my own warm cabin at a ski resort with well groomed men feeding me coccoa and doughnuts." With a puff of smoke, she too was gone.
"Now, what is the last wish?" asked the lady.
The charge nurse said," I want those two back on the floor at the end of the lunch break."

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A man and woman are at a bar having a few beers. They start talking and soon realize they're both doctors. After an hour, the man says, "Hey, how about if we sleep together tonight? No strings attached." The woman doctor agrees to it. They go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes into the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. At last, she goes into the bedroom and they have sex. Afterward, the man says, "You're a surgeon, aren't you?" "Yes," says the woman, "how did you know?" "I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started," he says. "That makes sense," says the woman. "You're an anaesthesiologist, aren't you?" "Yeah, how did you know?" asks the man. The woman replies, "Because I didn't feel a thing."


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Well that's about it for now. I'm leaving to go grocery shopping at the Italian grocery store. You may ask , " isn't the grocery store the same as a regular grocery store?". No, they talk in Italian. Ha,ha,ha.

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                                                               " SEE YA "


Cruisin Paul

14 comments:

  1. Glad you enjoyed your golf lessons. I hope you learned how to concentrate so hard on your swing that even dropping your drawers while doing it doesn't effect your follow through. I wonder if that's ever happened...like in your cartoon.

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  2. I remember seeing one pro golfer took his pants off and all he had was his underwear. He did that because he went out into the dirty water to hit a ball just near the top of the water. Why did he take his pants off? There were white pants. If he had hit the ball with them on, those pants would have bee, now spotted pants. Silly man.

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  3. I hope you will enjoy your golf games and have good winnings after the lessons. Just that please do not swing too hard till your pants drop!

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    1. Nancy, don't worry about that. My pants are tight right now. Ha,ha,ha.

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  4. Hi Paul, referring to your comment on my post. Please do not worry about asking questions! It shows you are interested. The Taiwan bitter gourd is a type of bitter melon from Taiwan. We can cook them like squash or as a vegetable dish. It is only slightly bitter. Have a great new week!

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    1. Thanks Nancy and I do ask questions because your blog is so interesting.

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  5. Are you sure that isn't you with your pants down and your just trying to fool us? :-)

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    1. No, the photo that you see has a person who has a small butt. Mine is a little larger. LOL

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  6. So there is me taking nude selfie's and you golfing with ya pants down what is the world coming to LOL

    Good to hear you have finished your golf lessons at least now you know what to do with your balls ;-)

    I liked the jokes Pauleo LOL @ the doctors :-)

    Have a teetastic day and hope you had a good day shopping Saturday :-)

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    1. Well Steveo, now we know what kind of guys we are, crazy guys. LOL And just to let you know my friend, I've known what to do with my balls. Ha,ha,ha. See ya.

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  7. Keep that golf club swinging (but only one stroke per shot). Lot's of good laughs this week.

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    1. Thanks Rhonda. I'll take one club & ball at a time. See ya.

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  8. Happy Spring! Now that i am trying to catch up with everyone, i am commenting out of order!

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