Friday, May 11, 2018

It's A Cool Friday

Good morning my good friends. I haven't had the opportunity to get out on the golf course yet. I'll have to call up my friends Brian or Ron to see if we can get out soon. I went to my dentist yesterday, well my real dentist has retired and my new dentist is a Ms Chavin. She said that overall my teeth are OK but one of my teeth has to be fixed. So on May 29th I'll be back in the chair again.
Wednesday Al came over to play some pool. He's having some problems right now with his Parkinson's along with his thinking. Our pool games are now taking a great deal of time to complete. It's tough to see a good friend go down so quickly in health. 

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Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St.
Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates.
The first nurse said, "I worked in an emergency room.
We tried our best to help patients, even though occasionally we did lose one.
I think I deserve to go to heaven." St.
Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.
The second nurse says, "I worked in an operating room.
It's a very high stress environment and we do our best.
Sometimes the patients are too sick and we lose them, but overall we try very hard." St.
Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.
The third nurse says, "I was a case manager for an HMO." St.
Peter looks at her file.
He pulls out a calculator and starts punching away at it furiously, constantly going back to the nurse's file.
After a few minutes St.
Peter looks up, smiles, and says, "Congratulations!
You've been admi tted to heaven ...
for five days!"




Harry was in the hospital.
He was an old man.
From time to time the young nurse came in and said in a patronising tone, "And how are we doing this morning?" Well, this is a story of revenge.
Harry had received breakfast, and pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on his stand.
He had been given a urine bottle to fill.
The juice was apple juice.
You know where the juice went.
The nurse came in, picked up the urine bottle and said, "It seems we are a little cloudy today..." At this, Harry snatched the bottle out of her hand, drinked its contents, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again, maybe I can filter it better this time." 

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                                   " SEE YA " 
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 Cruisin Paul
 

12 comments:

  1. good ones today Paul. I liked St Maarten did you? I wish I were there right now.

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  2. I loved St. Maarten and my next cruise in January 18th, one of the ports will be St. Maarten. I hope to see how the island is making out after the hurricane.

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  3. Gosh, the fart joke was funny.

    I dug out my winter sweats this morning. It's only 40 degrees!

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    1. I did the same Jean. One day it's in the 70's and today in the 40's. How silly. I want the 80's.

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  4. Bless you for continuing to play pool with Al, even as it becomes more difficult. So often when people become ill, it's as if all their friends pull a disappearing act. You are a friend indeed.

    And you have a great sense of humor!

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  5. Thanks Mimi. When I play pool with Al, I'm crying inside but I ill always keep a smile for him.

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  6. LOL had to laugh at the jokes thanks for the giggles

    Sory to hear about your friend is having some problems with his condition but at least he is trying to carry on as normal which is good.

    I hope you get you tooth fixed OK and with no pain I hate going to the dentists

    Have a good weekend Pauleo and don't do anything I would :-)

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    1. Thanks Steveo. Al is doing as bet he can. As far as dentists goes, I hate to go also.

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  7. I hope you can get out on the golf course before long. I like the nurse joke. It certainly sounds reasonable to me.

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    1. I would love to go golfing best it has been raining so much around here Rhonda. See ya.

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  8. You and friends are so patient with Al! Hope you will get to play golf with your friends soon!

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  9. Al is a very good friend and even though he's having a tough time with his sickness, I'll always back him up during this difficult time in his life.

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