Wednesday, May 2, 2018

Warm Spring Wednesday

Good morning all of my friends out there in bloggers land.  See the photo above. I wish I had a golf green just like this one. If you'll notice that this person lives on a golf course. How I know? On the right you'll see the golf cart path. Don't forget I live on a golf course.
I had planned to hit some balls yesterday but my back wouldn't allow it. Today my back is better and after writing this blog, I'll be getting out hitting some golf balls. Horray!

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How Well Does Coldwater Clean?

A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a secluded, rural area of the USA. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared breakfast for him consisting of eggs and bacon. He noticed a film-like substance on his plate and he questioned his grandfather... "are these plates clean?" His grandfather replied... "those plates are as clean as cold water can get them so go on and finish your meal." That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for lunch, he noticed tiny specks around the edge of this plate, and a substance that looked like dried egg yolks... so he asked again... "are you sure these plates are clean?" Without looking up from his hamburger, the grandfather says... "I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them, now don't ask me about it anymore I'm getting tired of all this questioning!" Later that afternoon, he decided to go into a nearby town to get some descent food to eat. As he was leaving, his Grandfather's dog lay across the doorway to the outside and it started to growl and would not let him pass... "Grandfather, your dog won't let me out. Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, Grandfather shouted, "COLDWATER, GET OUT OF THE WAY." 

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Did God Make You?

A little girl is sitting on her grandpa's lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled. Finally the little girl asks, "Grandpa, did God make you?" "He sure did honey, a long time ago," replies her grandpa. "Well, did God make me?" asks the little girl. "Yes, He did, and that wasn't too long ago," answers her grandpa.
"Boy," says the little girl, "He's sure doing a lot better job these days, isn't He?"

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                                " SEE YA "


Cruisin Paul

7 comments:

  1. That parrott looks like he's about to devour you. :-)

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    1. This at Grand Turk, one of the best ports that I ever went. Mary Lou & I have been there 5 times.

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  2. I did not know that you actually live on a golf course. I understand the attraction but I'm not sure I'd like the loss of true privacy. Do balls ever go through windows in the community? I suppose they have the course laid out in such a way that's it's a rare occurrence.

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    1. There still is privacy on Pointe West and yes people do have their windows broken. I live across the street from the 8th hole and I've had the occasional ball fly over at my home.

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  3. Hooray for golf and funnies!

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  4. I think Coldwater made me lose my appetite. Thanks for the laughs.

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  5. I wonder how the grandson felt when he realized that Coldwater is a dog! Ha ha! Thanks for the entertaining jokes!

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